Auto-Tune the News #5: lettuce regulation. American blessings.

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mp3: amiestreet.com find us on twitter: www.twitter.com and/or facebook: www.facebook.com Lyrics: ML: Any world order That elevates one nation over another Will fall flat SG: Ah, snap ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves. ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better. SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space! JB: God bless America! All: Ay! JB: Gah-awd bless America! All: Ay!! JB: God bless, God God bless God bless America!! All: Ay-men!!! SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it… MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit. SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, I’ve tried. SB: You’re gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco. MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin salad in my throat! RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but you’ll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: It’s not the nicotine that kills! It’s the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it’s the smoke. Heart disease: it’s the smoke. Respiratory disease: it’s the smoooooooke! It’s the, it’s the inhalation, it’s the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it’s okay. It’s the smooooooke, the smooooooooooooke! SG: The more produce we come

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  • 23 Responses to “Auto-Tune the News #5: lettuce regulation. American blessings.”

    1. gngnsmn3 Says:

      Great, wonderful, exciting movie 10/10 find it at Free Movie Zone . n e t

    2. DreamMasquerade Says:

      she looks so excited to be lady gaga :)

    3. belmore8 Says:

      1. Take a deep breath
      2. Clap your hands twice
      3. Think of someone you like
      4. Copy this on 2 other videos
      5. Look at your hand

    4. Pl511 Says:

      i like the way steve buyer goes up when he says ‘heart disease’

    5. cheririk61 Says:

      it must be good story at all. All I wanna do is recommend you towatch this good movie. you may find it at Free Movie Zone . n e t

    6. iambluchz Says:

      BURNING SALAD IN MY THROAT 1:05

    7. Totenglaut Says:

      I love the beginning of this one

    8. SoySauceMaster Says:

      ~baaa baaa baaaaahn~

    9. LIFesGreaZy247LG Says:

      if youll realise if you were to take that lettuce dry and role and smoke it, i know it taste like goat shit

    10. Frostgun Says:

      Its the smoke!

    11. micmamane Says:

      God Bless America GOD DAMMIT! YEAH

      GAH GAH GOD BLESS AMERICA!

    12. BurnedVirus Says:

      The woman at 1:42 sounds like the girl in Portal (the game)

    13. silveRxG Says:

      @rugbycrazyrugbymad *I’m laying down a beat for you, keep going

    14. rugbycrazyrugbymad Says:

      I’m laying a beat down for you continue

    15. mikemixer2 Says:

      U guys r awesome it’s the smoke the smooooke yeah lettuce smokers jk yeah!!!!

    16. Moley87 Says:

      Steve Buyer is right up there with Katie C and Obama for Best Unintentional Singer of the Series

    17. untipdincta Says:

      Barack OBRAMA?

    18. HalfricanNerd Says:

      @northatlanticjewel I watched that part about 5times

    19. SgtSprayin Says:

      Oh shit it’s that fag Cenk was debating.

    20. astral101x Says:

      @kraftboy she said ‘problem’ for the second on instead of ‘produce’

    21. jasonw56k Says:

      It’s the SMO-O-O-OKE, the SMO-O-O-OKE

    22. agentxyz2 Says:

      god bless america

    23. 103mrdavid Says:

      I’v seen it 300 times