Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

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Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.

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  • 24 Responses to “Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere”

    1. cameronmitch98 Says:

      @XicaPapoila —-no i was quoting that…lol

    2. XicaPapoila Says:

      @cameronmitch98 You should ask your prestigious schools for your money back. Or try studying harder. :-)

    3. USN1985 Says:

      “I’m just some fucking guy”

    4. cameronmitch98 Says:

      ive spent my entire life studien at the most prestigois schools to talk about bullshit like this!……hilliarious

    5. DuralastTurbo Says:

      HILARIOUS! =))

    6. rofLopolous Says:

      its sad but, this was more informative than some of the shit the news media’s have been putting out lately…

    7. Anayo Says:

      I’m an older man, so you can trust me!

    8. TimGraupner Says:

      heres some footage of congress.
      yes i see that

    9. formerutuber Says:

      this is a typical breaking news.

    10. madmanhunter Says:

      “and here is some footage of congress.”

    11. outwestvideo Says:

      If you ran this on a continuous loop it would probably get higher ratings than CNN

    12. sbunch57 Says:

      is this the onion

    13. sockninja7 Says:

      LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ i got some bullshit you may want to look at :)

    14. skip8619 Says:

      hahahahahaha This is so true!

    15. 00998tim Says:

      JEEZ ive already seen it 10 times…
      “im just some f*cking guy”

      i keep on laughing XD

    16. rickbaunach Says:

      i loved this video. I loath what goes for news these days. All hype and bullshit to be avoided at all costs. I long for the old Walter Cronkite days when the news was about public service and not about profit. I am sick of the fox news channel with hours of libertarian rants, argueing and BULLSHIT!

    17. GeneralLawlessness Says:

      1:15 foxes in suburbia are “shocking”? I live in a city and there are foxes all over the place. BS indeed! The Onion is spot on.

    18. 13LACKBISHOP Says:

      Lol so true.

    19. AbflugSupra Says:

      hahaha god i love the onion

    20. TimeQueenofRome Says:

      I just saw 5 pieces of bullshit going on outside my window. This bullshit turned out to be some fairly common events.

    21. brainnya Says:

      Exactly what I see in the news every single day.

    22. Pruzhanov Says:

      this doesn’t sum up the news, this sums up 24 hours news - now they’re the bullshit

    23. ArianPersian91 Says:

      hahahahah fuckin great!

    24. MrJohnthedoe Says:

      “and here’s some footage of congress”
      “Yes, I see that”
      ROFL