Smoking Lettuce: Auto Tune the News #5

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Gregory Brothers return with another stellar jam, this time tackling among other things lettuce and smoke mp3: amiestreet.com Lyrics: Lyrics: ML: Any world order That elevates one nation over another Will fall flat SG: Ah, snap ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves. ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better. SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space! JB: God bless America! All: Ay! JB: Gah-awd bless America! All: Ay!! JB: God bless, God God bless God bless America!! All: Ay-men!!! SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it… MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit. SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, I’ve tried. SB: You’re gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco. MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin salad in my throat! RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but you’ll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: It’s not the nicotine that kills! It’s the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it’s the smoke. Heart disease: it’s the smoke. Respiratory disease: it’s the smoooooooke! It’s the, it’s the inhalation, it’s the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it’s okay. It’s the smooooooke, the

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  • 25 Responses to “Smoking Lettuce: Auto Tune the News #5”

    1. LoveKagome27 Says:

      @Ponyluvs25 that high pitched guy is a girl.

    2. heavnhel Says:

      @Ponyluvs25 LOL thats a girl O.o

    3. shmoker2010 Says:

      Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves!

    4. IceNinja1000 Says:

      Looks like about 428 people forgot where the “Like” button was and clicked the wrong button by mistake.

    5. hdawgnizzlefizzle Says:

      god bless amurrrica!

    6. daffaras Says:

      God bless ameriaca god god god:P:P:P:pthat part i sreally funny!

    7. myqn Says:

      1:53 - 2:20

      THE BEST!

    8. Ponyluvs25 Says:

      @Ponyluvs25 okay sorry guys, I love the high-pitched girl at the start and “I’m laying down a beat for you-keep going!” :D

    9. rwksz Says:

      @Ponyluvs25 its not a guy, its a girl :)

    10. bertypoo94 Says:

      eceptional fast food and eceptional fast foods

    11. Coltsfanatic88 Says:

      “Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce.” “You can warn me all you want, but you can never stop my leafy green fetish!!”

    12. SerpagoN Says:

      @Ponyluvs25 IT’S A GAL LIKE EVERYONE TOLD YOU ALREADY!

    13. crplbritt1 Says:

      “pimpin on the late night news” lol “dont stop, real talk” lol dude your awesome

    14. 2Low317 Says:

      lol that was actually really good! haha :p i liked that 5 star right thurr lol

    15. blahbutt23 Says:

      leafy green fetish

    16. keymoney3008 Says:

      @Ponyluvs25 its a women

    17. keymoney3008 Says:

      @armanipkz its a women

    18. Coltsfanatic88 Says:

      @Ponyluvs25 That’s a girl

    19. NoahCallen Says:

      its funny, i actually learn things watching this

    20. MonkiFuzzProductions Says:

      barack BRObama ftw

    21. daffaras Says:

      xaxaxaxaxaxaxa one of the funniest vids i have seen on youtube:P

    22. 1somebody1 Says:

      Its the smooOOoooOOooooOOOOOke!!

    23. link7link7 Says:

      You can warn me all you want but you’ll never stop my leafy green fetish.

    24. link7link7 Says:

      @Ponyluvs25 thats a girl

    25. MonkiFuzzProductions Says:

      @Ponyluvs25 i think thats a girl…